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Sick Leave...
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy,'then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'
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