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Sick Leave...


I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy,'then he would tell me to take a few days off.  So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
 
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.  I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.
 
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
 
I told him I was a light bulb.
 
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
 
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
 
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed  me, the boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
 
 
 
(You're gonna love this....) 
 
 
 
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.' 


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