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All Girls take Time and Money

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First, we assume that all girls take time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get:
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money^2
Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:
Evil = the square root of money
Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2
which reduces to...
Girls = Evil

Stolen from: http://www.armoredpenguin.com/quotes/Misc.html who stole it from: http://www.geocities.com/enematic5000/girls.html
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