Personal Information:
Name ___________________son
Sex: ___ Ole ___ Lena
Home Address ________________
Cabin Address ________________
Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic
Income: ____We do OK
____We're Blessed
____None of your beeswax
Qualifications: (check all that apply)
___ I own a gas powered ice auger.
___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home.
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton
___ I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk.
___ I liked it!
___ I've been to a block party.
___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee.
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.
___ I have a back up set of jumper cables in my trunk.
___ You buy sand to put in the trunk of your car!
___ You think nothing of salting your sidewalk..
___ Despite what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT! (For sure, you bet I
don't.)
True/ False:
___ I actually listen to telemarketers.
___ "Have a Nice Day" is an ORDER!
___ TV news anchors are celebrities.
___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.
___ It's not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.
___ They mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other
states.
___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated
plate.
___ Paw is both a hand and the male parent.
Multiple Choice:
It's time to wear a hat when.
A) The temperature is below 10 degrees.
B) Your mother tells you to!
C) The temperature is -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.
D) Your visiting your sister and she has you wear her "red hat"
everywhere so that you don't get sick!!
Essay Questions:
What "uff-da" means to me ____________________________________
What "oopsy daisy" means to me ____________________________________
