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If you have a
'I Hate My Job' day,
try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand..
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally testedand then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'
HAVE A NI CE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE ISALWAYSSOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
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