There were five, five constipated men in the Bible, in the Bible.Now the first, first, constipated man was Cain, who was not Abel.Now the second, second, constipated man was Moses, who took two tablets.Now the third, third, constipated man was Balaam, who had a stubborn ass.Now the fourth, fourth, constipated man was Samson, who brought the house down.Now the fifth, fifth, constipated man was David, who sat for forty years.
