| Below is an alphabetical listing of jokes. |
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A year older |
| The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expect... |
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Alchol and calculus |
| Alchol and calculus |
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Answers |
| It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to as... |
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Art |
| The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the r... |
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Babies |
| Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies; they would put ... |
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Behind |
| God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now ... |
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Being Forty |
| Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. |
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Blessings |
| Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their ... |
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Brain Cells |
| Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. |
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Cake |
| Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can us... |
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Candy |
| One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gai... |
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Cheese |
| Age is important only if you're cheese. |
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Coping Out |
| If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything. |
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Crises |
| There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full. |
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Desserts |
| Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is " DESSERTS" s... |
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Facts |
| If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. |
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Freedom |
| Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. |
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Friends |
| The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then you... |
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Growing old |
| Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. |
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Health Food |
| Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. |
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Huh |
| Honk if you love peace and quiet. |
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Jogging |
| I had to give up jogging for my health. |
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Laughing |
| You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you s... |
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Laughter |
| It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hi... |
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Living |
| Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popu... |
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